 | "Ladies and gentlemen please extinguish your cigarettes" |
 | "That includes the gentleman in the rear toilet" |
 | "That's one way of getting over the hose pipe ban" |
 | "The launch will be alongside shortly" |
 | Pictures speak louder than words |
 | "I apologise for the heavy landing-it was the Co-Pilot's" |
 | Captain to Co-Pilot "I said cheer up not gear up" |
 | Instructor to pupil "A gauche, A gauche!" |
 | I said we should have turned right |
 | "The operator is saying Hang Up" |
 | "Will all passengers please exit via the rear door" |
 | "I knew I should have packed my snow shoes" |
